Photo of Titan's Surface Looking very Earth-Like

The article I found this at admitted that life is a tiny possibility for methane generation, observing that Titan is "very cold." But as per Dr. Tommy Gold and his notion of the deep hot biosphere, we would suggest that Titan's likely mass of seething microbial life finds it much more hospitable deep underground. They thrive on the heat, chemical reactions, and are protected from impacts to boot. Meanwhile their farts are detectable to our instruments.